>Romney Top 10 List

>Mitt Romney’s Top Ten Reasons he dropped out of the race:

No. 10: There weren’t as many Osmonds as he thought.
No. 9: Got tired of the corkscrew landings of his campaign plane while under fire
No. 8: As a lifelong hunter, I didn’t want to miss the start of varmint season.
No. 7: There wasn’t room for two Christian leaders in the presidential race
No. 6: I’d rather get fat, grow a beard and try for the Nobel prize.
No. 5: Got tired of wearing a dark suit and tie, and I wanted to kick back in a light colored suit and tie.
No. 4: When his wife realized he couldn’t win the GOP nomination, my fundraising dried up.
No. 2: I took a bad fall at a campaign rally and broke my hair.
No. 1: His campaign relied on a flawed campaign strategy that as Utah goes, so goes the nation.”

Funny Stuff. I would have voted for him.
Read the rest at Michelle Malkin:

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Posted on April 17, 2008, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. >I will vote for you…;-)

  2. >White Aryan Resistance means war, and war means Crapo.

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