Monthly Archives: December 2007

>Terminator Pig

>Throw this little piggy down on the floor and it squishes flat. Then it regains its original shape, just like in the Terminator movies.

>Tonight’s ‘Great’ Meteor Shower

>Excellent!
It looks like we might have good viewage here in the Spud State.
Give it a try, you’ll be glad you did.

“Many meteor showers tend to disappoint, but the annual Geminid shower is relatively reliable. And this year’s version, which peaks tonight, is expected to be a great one. Meteors could start showing up anytime after dark this evening, Dec. 13, low on the eastern horizon. A better display should begin after 10 p.m. or so, when the constellation Gemini, from which the meteors emanate, rises higher into the Eastern sky. • Click here to visit FOXNews.com’s Space Center. By 2 a.m. Friday, Dec. 14, Gemini is directly overhead, and meteors will streak outward in all directions like spokes on a wheel, weather permitting. Forecasters predict one or two shooting stars per minute during the peak hours.”

FOXNews.com – Be Sure to See Tonight’s ‘Great’ Meteor Shower:

>Writer’s Strike Explained

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Seems pretty simple to me.

>Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day

>Heck, I missed it… Wait, I’m a Time Traveler, I’ll just go back!

“This is genius! Saturday, December 8th has been declared ‘Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day.’ The whole idea is to pretend for the day that you are a traveler from a different time – except that, of course, you can’t actually *tell* people you’re a time traveler, because they’ll think you’re crazy. There are, of course, options as to how a traveler from a certain other time might act:”

Hmmmm, this could be fun.

…- If you go the “prisoner who’s escaped the future” try shaving your head and putting a barcode on the back of your neck. Then stagger around and stare at the sky, as if you’ve never seen it before.

– Walk up to random people and say “WHAT YEAR IS THIS?” and when they tell you, get quiet and then say “Then there’s still time!” and run off.

– Stand in front of a statue (any statue, really), fall to your knees, and yell “NOOOOOOOOO”

Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day:

>McDonald’s Fines Slow Eaters

>Well, it’s really not the eating, it’s the parking.
I can totally understand the problem. People park in the McDonald’s lot and leave their car there for a couple of hours so they can go shopping.
Inconvenient parking is one reason why we don’t live in a big city. There is *always* lots of free parking at Wal*Mart.
McDonald’s Fines Customers Who Take Too Long to Eat:

>Female Guard Eliminates Threat

>Vet lauds female guard who felled gunman:

>Armed Citizen Saves Lives.

>I heard from another source that the woman was Not a guard, merely a lawfully armed private citizen.

CNSNews.com — News This Hour:

>Interview with the Sun

>These commercials crack me up.

Part 3.

Part 4.

Part 5.

Part 6.

Full Moon.

>Sly Stone’s Stage Show Sucks

>Mrs. Geezer and I paid to see his show in Las Vegas in the 70’s. I can’t remember if he even showed up. I do remember there was a riot.

FOXNews.com – Sly Stone’s Stage Debacle:

>2 Killed at Missionary Center

>People are getting shot in Malls and at Church?
What’s this world coming to??

FOXNews.com – 2 Killed at Missionary Center in Colo.; in Separate Church Attack, Gunman and Victim Die:

>End of the line for CompUSA

>Wow, this pretty much sucks. They sell Apple products at reasonable prices and they provide a meeting place for our club.

End of the line for CompUSA / 103 stores to be sold or closed after holiday sales:

>’Golden Compass’ Spins Wildly With No Magnetism

>Stephen Hunter is one of my favorite writers. He has a scathing review of Golden Compass. He compares two actresses named Dakota.

‘Golden Compass’ Spins Wildly With No Magnetism :