>New Fighting Vehicle
The Democrats, wanting to seem like they support the troops, have introduced a new Tank.
Note the absence of forward mounted weaponry. This allows for extreme visibility and makes it possible for CO’s to operate the forward position, without compromising their beliefs.
Styled as sort of a cross between a Bradley, a Humvee and Ghost Rider, this highly maneuverable killing machine will be sent to ‘The
Losers Kids in Irak’ late this year.
If they’re still there.
Dubbed, “The Pelosi Fighting Vehicle”, it should come in well under the estimated cost of 1.2 million dollars. Contracts have already been awarded to personal friends of Senator Robert Byrd.
H/T Parson Colt.