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Ask Pony Friday! March 17, 2006

Posted by Retired Geezer in Horses, Humor.
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Go over to Jack’s and have ANY question answered by a Real Live Pony.

Yeah, even *that* question.

Letters from Desolation Row: Ask Pony Friday!

The picture is of our Gelding who got 3 of his teeth kicked out by the female Mule. He kept smelling her… Tail Area.
Let this be a lesson to you, Jack.

Anti-Tank Missle March 16, 2006

Posted by Retired Geezer in Military, Video.
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I was cleaning my HD and found this video.
Supposedly it’s a LOSAT, Line of Sight Anti-Tank Missle.

Here’s the Wiki entry:
LOSAT (Line-of-Sight Anti-Tank) is a U.S. surface-to-surface missile system designed by Lockheed Martin to defeat tanks and other individual targets. Instead of using a High Explosive Anti-Tank warhead like other anti-tank missiles, the LOSAT employs a solid Tungsten Kinetic energy penetrator to punch through armor, much like the APFSDS (Armour Piercing Fin Stabilized Discarding Sabot) rounds used by U.S. tanks. The LOSAT weapon system is very light; it is designed to be mounted onto a Humvee while allowing the vehicle to remain air-portable. With a speed of 5,000 ft/s (5,500 km/h or 1,520 m/s), the LOSAT is the world’s fastest missile.

Wiki says it was discontinued in 2004.

Standard Disclaimer: It’s Old, Fake or Photoshopped.

Quiz: Geek or Freak? March 14, 2006

Posted by Retired Geezer in Quiz.
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Test your Geek cred.

Pick out the Geeks from the Serial Killers.

I got 9 out of 10 right.

Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer?

H/T Tahoe Red.

Very Brave (ex-) Muslim Woman. March 14, 2006

Posted by Retired Geezer in Religion.
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Ace has all the links about this Brave Woman.

“…Remember the brave (ex-) Muslim woman who so forcefully condemned Muslim backwardness, extremism, and violence on Al Jazeera?

She gives her first interview since then to Israeli National News. With her thick accent, it’s a little hard to understand, though.

And the New York Times profiles her, actually writing a pointed headline:

For Muslim Who Says Violence Destroys Islam, Violent Threats

In the spirit of noting that extremist Muslims reacted violently to cartoons suggesting they were, in fact, violent…”

Ace of Spades HQ:

SobekPundit for President! March 14, 2006

Posted by Retired Geezer in Humor, Politics.
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A Crocodile for Prez?
Is Free Beer involved?

“…And that’s another important part of my philosophy: interference with normal government operations. Not only will I refuse to do my job, I’ll make sure Congress doesn’t do its job, either. Same with the Supreme Court. And on my first day in Washington, I promise to fire the entire cabinet, the Joint Chiefs, and White House staff. Then I’ll call a press conference and see how long it takes the White House press corps to realize I’m not going to show up — that it’s all an elaborate practical joke. I will refuse to appoint new judges and ambassadors. I will veto every piece of legislation Congress sends my way, and I will hire goons to sabotage the cars of individual Congressmen to keep them from showing up and over-riding my vetoes…”

SobekPundit for President! Pt. 3:

Islam ~ All You Need to Know March 14, 2006

Posted by Retired Geezer in Religion.
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I just discovered this essay. It was posted back in 2004 but it’s just as important to read today.

“…A certain “Joe”, who took issue with this tirade, inferred from it that I wanted to herd Muslims into crematoria, and suggested further that, if I were a Christian, I must have missed the part about loving my enemies.

Joe is typical of a particular species: the custardhead, who wills away that which must be done because it grates on his tender sensibilities. To a custardhead, the unpleasantness involved in shunning those who intend the rest of us harm is too disturbing to be borne. He’d much rather close his eyes and hope things will get better all by themselves.

When a militant movement that believes it has the right to rule all others is on the march, things will not “get better” by themselves. Only persons of low mentality could fail to see that.

If ostracizing those who believe vile and demented things is too unpleasant to contemplate, then what of the step that would be necessary after they’ve grown numerous enough and strong enough to act on their beliefs?…”

You should read it all:
Francis W. Porretto – Eternity Road:

Geezer Dog in the Snow March 13, 2006

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It’s Sara, the Geezer Dog.

I don’t think she appreciates the cool patterns of the snow in the chain-link fence.

She just looks cold.

Brokedown Party March 13, 2006

Posted by Retired Geezer in Humor, Movies, PhotoShop.
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I swiped this from David and Lara over at The Attic Downstairs.

Go check out all their neat stuff.

Here’s another version sent to me by my friend Pete at
iHillary.blogspot.com

Hey, Jeff at Think Sink put his up on February 2. I guess that makes him the winner.

Check out all of them.

Smile if You’ve Killed 2 People March 13, 2006

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Clayton Cramer found this disturbing story:

“Someone Needs To Wipe The Silly Smile Off This Woman’s Face

She has now been arrested for the second time for killing someone with a motor vehicle. The first time, several years ago, she was convicted:

“The woman arrested in Tuesday’s hit-and-run death of a South Richmond hotel worker spent several years in a Tennessee prison for the 2001 killing of a 13-year-old girl, authorities said yesterday…”

Clayton Cramer’s BLOG:

Horses Running in the Snow March 13, 2006

Posted by Retired Geezer in Horses, Scenery.
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I thought the serious snow was all done for the year. Apparently so did the horses.

We had a surprise snowfall last night. I got up this morning and took about 100 pictures. One of my favorites is this one of the horses.

They were racing around and bucking… just feeling their oats (so to speak).

The Art of the Beg March 12, 2006

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This is a pretty interesting experiment. A guy sent 100 letters to companies, asking them for Free Stuff.

“…The way I looked at it, if I took $39 and went to buy groceries, I wouldn’t be able to get all that much. On the flipside, if I took $39 to a casino and lost it all, I wouldn’t be all that upset. With that said, I decided I was going to try something — I was going to take my roll of stamps and send 100 letters to 100 different companies, asking for free stuff. I figured that I couldn’t do any worse than blowing the $39 at a casino, and who knows… maybe a few of these places would actually send me something good.”

The $39 Experiment: Asking Random Companies for Free Stuff

Amazing 3D Sidewalk Art March 11, 2006

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I’ve posted some of his art before but there are some new photos.

“These unbelievable photos are chalk drawings done by Julian Beever. Beever uses his drawings to create an amazing 3D illusion.

Scroll down slowly and stop at each new frame. Julian Beever is an English artist who’s famous for his art on the pavement of England, France, Germany, USA, Australia and Belgium.

Most of his artwork it is impossible to tell whats real from what’s an illusion. Very cool stuff.”

Impact Lab – Amazing 3D Sidewalk Art Photos:

Geezers Rock March 11, 2006

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Yep, we do.

Here’s a cute QT video, it’s about 3MB.

Thanks to Scott at Elemenohpee for the photo, can you guess who it is? Go there to find out.

Video Games can Save Your Life March 11, 2006

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I knew all those hours I spent playing Half-Life and Battlefield 2, weren’t wasted.

“…The U.S. Army has discovered a remote control gun turret that works, and cannot get enough of them. The army wants over 9,000 CROWS (common remotely operated weapon stations), but is only getting 15 a month…

“…The guys operating these systems grew up playing video games. They developed skills in operating systems (video games) very similar to the CROWS controls. This was important, because viewing the world around the vehicle via a vidcam is not as enlightening (although a lot safer) than having your head and chest exposed to the elements, and any firepower the enemy sends your way. But experienced video gamers are skilled at whipping that screen view around, and picking up any signs of danger. Iraqis are amazed at how observant CROWS is. Iraqis tend to just write this off as another example of American ‘magic.’ But the troops know better.
…”
Video games can save your life:

H/T Instapundit (yeah, like he’d give me a H/T)

Who Here Likes Boobies March 10, 2006

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I may have stolen Dave at Garfield Ridge’s phrase.

But the Mayor of Mitchieville has the er… Goods.

Yep, it’s just what it says it is… in a happy, clinical sort of way.

Therefore, Not Safe For Work.

Movie Review ~ V for Vendetta March 9, 2006

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This movie isn’t released yet.
After reading Debbie Schlussel’s review, I won’t be seeing it.

“…If you liked the politics of last weekend’s Oscar nominees, you’ll love ‘V for Vendetta.’

It’s an exciting, quality Bin Laden film.

But if you’re like the rest of mainstream America–you support our troops, believe in firmly responding to terrorists on our own shores, and/or respect Christianity–then, don’t waste your time at this piece of garbage masquerading as a superhero movie. It is anything but.

If most other Hollywood films subtly whisper of an agenda, ‘V’ clocks you over the head with it with a still sizzling, iron frying pan of extreme leftism. It doesn’t arrive in theaters until March 17, but already the mainstream (ie. liberal) movie critics and entertainment media are raving about this egregious attack on our war on terror…

V for Vendetta:

Oscar Slam March 9, 2006

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Ann Coulter, at her Snarky best:

“…In case you missed the Oscars last Sunday night, here are the highlights:

Best song went to a musical tribute to the overseers of human sex slaves, an occupation known as ‘pimping’;
best picture went to a movie about racism in Los Angeles;
best supporting actor went to the movie about how oil companies murder people; and
best supporting actress went to the movie about how pharmaceutical companies murder people.

Curiously missing from Oscar night’s festivities was any reference, even in passing, to the 150,000 brave Americans currently risking their lives in Iraq and Afghanistan.”

It’s hard out here for a wimp by Ann Coulter:

River IQ Test March 9, 2006

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This is supposed to be a Japanese employment test.
Yeah… yeah… sure.

After the page loads, click the big blue circle on the lower right corner to start.

Here’s the rules:

1 Get everybody across the river.
2 Only 2 persons on the raft at a time.
3 The father can not stay with any of the daughters without the mother.
4 The mother can not stay with any of the sons without the father.
5 The thief (striped shirt) can not stay with any family member if the policeman is not there.
6 Only the father, mother, and policeman know how to operate the raft.
7 Click the people to put ‘em on the raft, click the red balls to make the raft go zoom.

Does anyone else think it’s kind of creepy that you can’t leave the mother alone with the sons, or the dad alone with the daughters?

I haven’t figured it out yet, in fact it seems unsolvable.
If you have the solution, post it in the comments.

H/T Kelso.

The Comedic Arson Players March 8, 2006

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The Florida Cracker has a couple of photos of the *alledged* arsonists. Plus a listing of some plays-that-might-have-been.

“Recent Comedic Arson Player productions:

‘Fireman on a Hot Church Roof’
‘Much Ado about Arson’
‘The Importance of Being Mirandized’
‘A Coupla White Dudes Goin’ Around Burnin’ Shit’”

Florida Cracker: The Comedic Arson Players:

Funeral Protests Become Illegal March 8, 2006

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Idaho residents will remember with shame, the protest at the funeral for fallen female soldier, Carrie French.

The Oklahoma legislature must have forseen the same problem because they just put the hammer down on protesters.

“…Limit on protesters effective immediately.

Anyone protesting a funeral in Oklahoma will break the law.

Gov. Brad Henry on Friday signed into law a measure that will limit protests at funerals. The law took effect immediately.

Lawmakers passed the bill in response to members of a Kansas church protesting recently at soldiers’ funerals…”

Oklahoma declares war on Phelps family: