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Ten Commandments Explained March 19, 2006

Posted by Retired Geezer in Humor, Religion.
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Ever wonder why some people object to the Ten Commandments? Well, it’s because they don’t read them the same way that you do.

Rodger has explained the difference for us: Read the Whole List

“…The term ‘Ten Commandments’ came up in today’s homily, and it reminded me how I simply cannot understand why anybody would object to their display? I began thinking of people I know, who get their panties bunched up over this subject, and what I think their objections would be…”

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Commandment:

1 – I am the Lord thy God and thou shalt not have any strange gods before me.

Why They Hate It:

I have an IQ of 168, a degree in sociology, and I don’t believe in Santa.. You’re not the boss of me.

7 – Thou shalt not steal.

Do you mean shoplifting from the Wal-Mart oppressor? Or ripping oil from the Earth Mother?

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