Kids Make Video In Walmart May 31, 2005
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By the way… I *hate* Eminem’s music and political views.
but…
This is actually a pretty funny video by some kids inside a Walmart store spoofing an Eminem song.
(For hi-speed internet only)
Chick Blogging May 31, 2005
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We have 2 roosters and 6 hens. We let them wander around the yard to
eat the bugs. Sometimes they are too lazy to go back to the henhouse to
lay their eggs so they will make a nest in the grass to deposit their
presents. Since they hadn’t laid any eggs in the coop for 3 days, we
knew they must have a secret stash somewhere. I found it this morning under a rose bush but there were only 9 eggs in it. Since they normally lay an egg a day there must be another hiding spot.
Busted: Left Lane Hogs. May 30, 2005
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Get out of the way
H/T to Joelle
Oyster Shooters May 30, 2005
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Whenever we go to Seattle, we always get about 2 dozen shooters…
…apiece.
Next time we go, we want to meet Sondra K and see how many she can eat.
Showbiz Trivia: Mac Davis May 30, 2005
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I ran a spotlight for many of Mac’s shows during the 70’s. He was a lot of fun. He used to rent out the local Ice Palace after his show and all the musicians, stagehands and friends would skate from 1am until early morning.
Closing night was always practical joke night. One time Annie, the Wardrobe Gal, sewed Live Crickets into the lining of Mac’s conductors tuxedo. His name was Velton Ray Bunch and he hated bugs. Once he figured out what happened, he got out of that tux in a hurry.
Ray Bunch went on to win an emmy for composing music for Star Trek.
More closing night practical jokes later.
Here’s Mac in the Hall of Fame
Opinion: What’s Wrong With Journalists? May 30, 2005
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Shakey Pete’s Shootin’ Shack: What’s Wrong With Journalists?
“Unlike my Dad’s generation, the journalists of today act no differently than if they were actively working for the other side…”
H/T to Sondra K.
I hate barbed wire #1 May 29, 2005
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Arrow is the neighbors 3 week-old colt. My wife helps feed them.
Today the baby ran through a barbed-wire fence.
I hate barbed wire #2 May 29, 2005
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I hope she was shivering because of the rain and not because she was going into shock.
I hate barbed wire #3 May 29, 2005
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Looks like the vet needs to come out.
I hate barbed wire #4 May 29, 2005
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Can you see why I hate barbed-wire?
I gave her a shot of penicillin, I’ll keep you updated on her status.
Memorial Day May 29, 2005
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See the storm front moving in? Later it became a cloudburst that
spooked all the horses.
The Movie Cliches List May 29, 2005
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The Movie Cliches List:
Fun stuff for Movie Fans:
“Whenever anyone in a movie goes shopping, they always come back with stuff sticking out of the top of the shopping bag, usually carrot tops and French bread.”
“Pedestrians in Hollywood have the world’s best reactions, so don’t worry if you have to drive down a sidewalk. Mr Pappodopolus is quite used to having his fruit cart smashed, and despite his gesticulations and curses, he always manages to get out of the way in time.”
“Male characters generally are cold-natured. They need to wear jeans and leather jackets when the female characters are comfortable in cutoffs and a halter top.”
Can you think of any?
Wife: Guaranteed for 1 year May 29, 2005
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It’s been 30 years already but it’s good to know about the guarantee.
Memories: Letterman May 29, 2005
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We did David Letterman Live from Las Vegas on my stage.
(I can’t remember the year)
You can see him in the middle of the showgirls. I think it’s Paul, Will and Sid on the side but I don’t think Anton is visible
Life is good May 27, 2005
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Our friends just had a baby. Say hi to Oscar, he is 2.5 months
premature.
He’s doing fine but he needs some hi-tech care. You can watch his little heart beat, right through his chest. Amazing
Sunset Alert May 27, 2005
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We have a lot of beautiful sunsets here in I-Dee-Ho. This was taken today from our back porch. We always call our friends and tell them if there is a really good one.
“Hey… Sunset Alert”
Demure Thoughts: Holy Moly… May 27, 2005
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Demure Thoughts: Holy Moly…
Purse snatcher gets his reward… click the purse link and wait for the video to load.
Update: Seems like the link is down.
What tha? – British Doctors Call For *Knife* Control. May 27, 2005
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Garfield Ridge: British Doctors Call For *Knife* Control.: “If kitchen knives get banned, we all know that only criminals will have kitchen knives.”
